Deeee...come out and playyyy!!!
NO!
Pleeze...
Aiieett..two tears in a bucket.
Yo, I burn, you squirm,
when my pubic hairs perm,
ring ya like Saturn, I'm confirmed by king's sperm,
I yearn to learn, as my world turns, during the nocturne,
I be the judge and jury, spyttin' fire and fury,
guilty on all counts, eat ya extra greasy, to please me,
go on a soul-journ, when court's ajourned
Send ya back to the unborn,
signed, sealed, delivered, flesh torn,
pizzants, scant rants aint up to my form,
no liberation, fuck a libation,
passin' the teapot,
ain't tryin' to stop, niggaz on the down lock, in DIS GENERATION,
back to the plantation, a nigga is what a nigga was,
niggers will do what a nigga does,
I ain't yo cuz, your boy or your brother,
ain't no love, raised black gloves,
fuck that, pass some out some rubbers,
so the fake man, can't create another phony homo-sapien
nigga, stop playin'
Rhymes so vast, b'cuz I'm a free born,
they know me from Belfast, to the Tropic of Capricorn,
from Alabama to Alaska, from L.A. to Bombay,
so forth, and so on, and so on, and so on,
born a warrior, at birth sparated from the rest,
my family crest, iambic pentameter, in exact diameter,
with the cross, star and crescent, the Omnipresent,
gave me the present of words, so absurd,
rock da Philly block, Jill Scott, Gil-Scott Her-ron,
come on, who you think you fuckin wit,
flip my grip, remember the Philly quip, don't snitch
I'm the Big D'ee, you an acorn,
so what if the ladies desire to play with my unicorn,
can't say they weren't warned,
I'm delicious, nutritious, take extra D'ee home in a doggy bag,
no gag reflex, no acid reflux, redux or re-runs,
no slo-mo on this flow, all eyez on D'ee till I be done,
come on lay, lady lay, play sex like Sanborn,
you touch mine and I'll touch yourn
WHO DAT TOLD YOU TO STEP CLOSE TO D'EE
WHO DAT SAID I NEED YO COMPANY
WHO DAT PEEPIN' MY SNIZZICK, WHEN I L-M-N-O-PEE
WHO DAT BUT GOD KNOW MY DESTINY,
NOT SHE, NOT HE, CERTAINLY,
ONLY D'EE
I knew a femme little while ago. Wasn't none of y'all so don't start sweatin, but I gotta teach a lesson right heya...
This chick said if I wasnt so honest I would'a got some smoochie,
I said, with due respect, I don't interject
into rancid coochie, rather watch a movie, Black Booty,
either six or nine, if six is fine by nine you mine,
but Naa-naa-naa-naa goodbye, for sex I don't need to lie,
she said, I thought you respected women,
I said, hush little baby,
I respect grown azz women, a.k.a. real ladies,
and the blacker the berry, sweeta the juice,
if they sold my sistas 100 proof, I'd be a drunk nah mean?
Anyway, I'm real private and you're too newsy,
probably be tellin Sally and Suzie,
that you got some smooth D'ee,
I got anti-body's for reckless poo-nah-nee,
told you before my black slam is priceless, it ain't for everydody,
ain't sayin' you a floozy, but I don't eat 7 day old sushi,
the smell leave me woozy, even when I'm boozy,
brotha D'ee be choosey
Real rap, you talk so much you probably kinda toothy,
don't want you to bruise D'ee,
you say you can't stop, won't stop,
but this is my Uzi, and I don't need to shoot thee,
got so many numbers in my cellie, I got stock in the company,
you snooty like Lucy, hell yeah I'm brown,
but my name ain't Charlie, don't bow wow like Snoopy,
do me a favor, jump into your Suzuki, and remember,
it's yo ass-fault
Au revior, for all I care, drive into the reservoir,
b'cuz my repertoire, is on par, with the strings of a sitar,
let them fake brotha's KILL YOU SOFTLY WITH THEIR SONG,
suck on they bong,
they gonna talk shyt and get you high,
and don't apologize when they ejaculate in your eye,
they playas you prey,
my advice to you baby, it's time to pray,
b'cuz it's a cold world out there for little girls who SAY they grown,
complete, press delete, you gone from my phone,
too bad, so sad, bye bye
WHO DAT TOLD YOU TO STEP TO D'EE
WHO DAT SAID I NEED YO COMPANY
WHO DAT PEEPIN MY SNIZZICK WHEN I L-M-N-O-PEE
WHO DAT BUT GOD CONTROL MY DESTINY,
NOT SHE, NOT HE, CERTAINLY,
ONLY D'EE
Back in 93, this 6-5 fool from West Philly, came up to me,
sayin' D'ee, I got a shottie, watch your periphery,
damn brah, you told me, that's why so many black men in the penetentiary,
they be like, here's the scene,
I'm gonna shoot you at exactly 6:55, shoot sideways so you stay alive, and tesitfy,
then I'm gonna come in the bar braggin, shoutin' real loud that movie gangsta shit,
what happened to that nigga?
he's 5-6, with no dick, loose lips, sink ships
Yeah, real bad boys always move in silence,
most of the killas I knew avoided senseless violence,
when I was a cub, they showed me love,
they words I was graspin, don't be harassin'
talkin' shyt make ya die quick,
this ain't wrasslin, matter fact, trust, don't even be like us,
stick to the knowledge you're amassin'
problem solved, I evolved into a lyrical assassin
Too many murders as it is in the Ill-eye-a,
ain't no hideaways, when a bullet stray,
hear the shots from faraway, the summer's underway,
it's a right of Passage just like the Middle,
niggaz bored, actin like Chicken George wit a fiddle,
kill a brother, buy some Skittles,
and a cheesesteak, my fate?
when I die it's gonna be my way,
with my feet up,
sippin from a coffee cup,
just finished drippin' cream on my one and only's brown butt,
come and go at the same damn time nah mean?
Yo, I know, some think my attytude is rather corrupt,
I stop them abrupt,
Kind sir, Madamn, with all due respect,
I DON'T GIVE A FLYIN FROG FORNICATING WITH A FIG,
what you think, in this city you blink,
3 weeks later you be in the Airport marsh, sun harsh, stink,
decomposin not composin flips,
no slips, no trips, that's why D'ee stay legit,
b'cuz I ain't a Nig-gar
only a star,
to my Ex, my kid and my moth-thar
mess with anyone of them, fair warning, don't start your car
WHO DAT TOLD YOU TO STEP TO D'EE
WHO DAT SAID I NEEDED YO COMPANY
WHO DAT PEEPIN MY SNIZZICK WHEN I L-M-N-O-PEE
WHO DAT BUT GOD CONTROL MY DESTINY,
NOT SHE, NOT HE, CERTAINLY,
ONLY D'EE
Yo D'ee man!! You killed that mic dawggg!! But yo, you spyt in verses,
show em how to freestyle, take this joint out in a freestyle man!!
5 FINGAS OF DEATH,
MAKE YA LOSE YA BREATH,
ARE YOU DEAF,
BROTHA, RESPECT YOURSELF,
SUCKIN ON YO LADY'S BREAST,
I DESTEST,
A SMART DUDE WALKN AROUND IN A STATE OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS,
BUT I DIGRESS, BLESS THE BEST OF THE REST,
BLACK HEARTS BEATIN IN THEY BLACK CHEST,
NOT DISTRESSED,
TOTALLY UNTOUCHABLE LIKE ELLIOT NESS,
DIVE SO DEEP IN MY RHYME POOL,
I GOTTA DECOMPRESS,
AT YOUR BEHEST, I FED EXPRESS,
A LYRICAL LARGESSE, SURE TO IMPRESS,
MY QUEST,
NIGGA I'M A PRINCE, YOU'RE A PEST,
TALK SO MUCH SHIT, NEED EXTRA CREST,
GUILTY OF MURDERIN THIS SPYT, YEAH I CONFESS,
WREST,
THE MIC FROM YA BOY, LET ME REPOSSESS,
I JUST WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT