peace and salutations
2 the Watch
scratchin his crotch
I don't usually take the time
2 Battle Rhyme
but sho nuff
I please ya
you was diggin graves
4 Pharaoh's slaves
while I was buildin
the Pyramids at Giza
so here's my prescription
stop Watchin brother
just listen here
gonna take ya on a plane
so yo membrane
don't stain
the atmosphere
gotta keep you isolated
cuz up a Madd Cow's Ass
your embryo incubated
the doctor said please
the cow sneezed
and you mutated
n2 a WATCHER
wit 13
pre-teen pics
of 2Pac's d---k
in ya high skool locker
can't even call ya a
Cock-blocker
cuz you ain't a rooster
you a hen
wit pestacides
corruptin yo insides
and poisioning your pen
kool, I'll wait
while you take a S---t
but make it quick
and please don't 4get
2 wipe yo mouth
cuz you givin new
meanin 2 the phrase the Dirty South
ENUF WIT DIS!!!
somebody remove this peon
fool singin like Dionne
I KNOW I'll NEVA F--K WIT B AGAIN
but KEEP SMILIN bro
cuz THAT"S WHAT FRIENDS R 4
peasant!!
send 4 more grog
and deliver some C-4
2 da Killin Floor
so I can blow up dis blog
leave da Watcher croakin
like a frog
RIB-IT RIB-IT
it's only a beef brother
no pork
I'm chillin wit a Magnum
while you like a Cro-Magnon
stabbin ya'self wit a fork
DAMN!
I'm WATCHIN you bleed
yo,
Jill bring some oats
so this horse can feed
that's okay bro
I know
you can't run wit me in da Preakness
cuz you got a terminal weakness
an affiction
you kinda dumb
kinda DIM-Son
so stupid in skool you failed BREATHIN
sittin up in class all day dry-heavin
teacher said BOY
take a breath!!
you asked
Ifff...I..do..will..I..pass..t he..test
HELL NO!!!
you been laid 2 rest
somebody give me a towel
so I can get dis fool brains
off my chest
I was gonna chill
but here yo big head is
peering from a window sill
can the Watcher come out 2 play
NOOOOO!!!
B is outside
OH S--t!!
Watchman ya betta hide
cuz the Lounge is where
King B reside
go on now go
I play 2 rough
know what they call a brother
when King B call his bluff?
a M---f---k-n WATCHER!!!!

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