I'm drastic,
scholastic,
pure fantastic,
I'm a pro, bro, WHOA!,
yes, you're a prophylactic,
come to my rhyme store,
paper or plastic,
I'm sweet like saccharin,
kinda sarcastic,
you tried that gambit,
took D'ee for granted,
until the Exocet missle,
called my epistle,
impacted,
took you off the air,
your fam hear nothing but static,
heard you gave the crowd gas,
but I'm the antacid,
I don't get distracted,
'cuz I adapted,
my rhyme runs through ya' rass,
leave ya smellin' rancid
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IN PHILLY GETTIN' WILD
Didn't a mama-cita, named Rita
tell ya I'm a microphone terrorist,
various styles, I compile,
they call me D'ee the diarist,
POWER TO THE PEOPLE,
but I neva' been an anarchist,
let me flick my wrist, let you get with this,
I slay you, pray over you, like you're the eucharist,
my people, have no equals,
so to heck with the theorist,
TOO BLACK, TOO STRONG,
when I raise my black fist,
chill with the Natives,
smoke a bunch of cannibis,
and if you schemin', to be a demon,
I D'ee,be the exorcist,
my voice box, locks, madd props, to Big and 2Pac,
but hip-hop began with the turntable instrumentalist,
when I get hungry,
I fly to Bucharest,
pass my test, get some rest,
then confound and astound
the rhyme analyst,
every rhyme you drop should
be marked with an asterisk,
'cuz you're at risk,
eveytime you step to this
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Was gettin a head cut,
when I heard the scuttlebutt,
step to D'ee see, I left 'em corrupt,
'cuz you can't break a red grape,
but I bust grape Nutts,
I'm a Madd Dawg, with 20/20,
bro I'll rot ya gut,
'cuz you're a pooh-butt,
didn't you hear I bring rights, lefts,
and uppercuts,
leave ya' so low you can't rebut,
'cuz I instruct,
as such,
I'm a rhyme buck,
you're a shyme slut,
I'm the director of this elec-tor,
the selec-tor, of the rhyme erec-tor,
when I transform, out the norm,
like a fine, sexy black Skele-tor,
don't know why you smilin',
last year I left you stranded on D'ee island,
are you Ginger or Maryanne?,
'cuz I'm the rhyme profess-sor,
you want more?
sure, this joint is a THREE HOUR TOUR
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IN PHILLY GETTIN' WILD
Yo, don't get involved,
I can't be solved,
until you evolve,
so quick, with my rhyme spyt,
your script dissolves,
I burn, as the world turns, a.k.a revolves,
let me chill for a while and cogitate,
D'ee been breakin' records since records
was on acetate,
it was me, Jimmy, Meat, Kieth and Big Blake,
for goodness sake,
even yo lady tried to feed me,
but I already ate,
let my rhymes gestate,
in my breastplate,
then I narrarate,
how D'ee from Philly became so great,
see, I refuse to stagnate,
always change my template,
love the Dove, rise above
until I find a noun or verb to impregnate,
and after 9 months my quill, spills
lactate,
the room vibrates,
when I issue my mandate,
I blow holes, in da' flo' like a bottle of nitrate,
on the African west lake,
they stop to translate,
and that's how D'ee word, like a bird,
contunues to migrate,
I initiate,
when I enumerate,
take a break, then regenerate,
disintergrate,
your rhyme scheme,
leave you intestate,
if you don't know, bro that's poor,
come back tomorrow, same place, same time,
and I'll teach you more
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IN PHILLY GETTIN WILD
NEXTTTTTT!!!!
this clown's ballon done deflated