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    SKUNK DA FUNK (straight wordin' Volume 2)

    Why come after erry-time I kick it soft I gotta git stank?!?
    Man...I gotta git stanky fubba funky!
    stank like a skunk tryin 2 mate wit an albino rhino

    here we GOOOO!

    SUPER-CALI-FRAGIL-ISTIC-EXPIAL I-DOCIOUS
    aye
    Bee
    see
    Dee
    never atrocious
    no norm
    brainstorm
    like a swarm
    of locusts
    ain't no Hoco
    in my Poco
    focus
    words just ream
    call me Lotus
    spit on the Mic
    wit my
    viscus
    mucus
    take Tootie
    and Rudi
    an listen 2 Rufus

    TELL ME SOMETHIN GOOD
    TELLL MEE, TELLL MEEE, TELLL MEEE
    TELL ME THAT U LIKE IT YEAHHH

    in my lock-a
    I gotta
    lotta
    Shaka
    Zulu
    no Khan
    more function
    in my conjunctions
    than the Autobahn
    sokka
    watashi no
    wa atashi NO
    ICIBAN
    I see
    me
    Brudda D
    dee West Indian
    I be your Papi
    you be my Mama-san
    my light
    so bright
    you gotta wear
    Ray-bans
    makin lettuce like
    arugula
    rule like Kublai Khan
    read Coleridge
    in college
    sans
    protect-shan
    no limits apon
    4 my mental
    erect-shan
    like Vtio Genovese
    not a Mafioso
    da Don
    please replace the Mic
    I've spat upon

    STANK-IN SKUNK-IN FUNK-IN
    RAAAGHT HEEYAAAA

    open up yo mind
    listen wit ya ears
    could-da chose many
    only had one career
    got grit like hominy
    no Mic peer
    bring truth
    2 the game
    I'm a sooth-sayer
    never do I divide
    my Divin-Nation
    an Oracle 4 the Omnipotent
    Hip-Hop rotation
    hang round
    the Lounge
    the Conglomer-Ratti
    beam me up Captain Kirk
    say what up 2 Scotty
    Carlos paid tribute
    2 Slick Rick
    and the LA DI DA DI
    he got Dottie
    I got her sister
    don't want her 2 be formal
    but she call me Mister
    leave a blister
    on cat's tongues
    wit my twista
    now you know why I can't
    resist her

    not Dottie
    DA SKUNK FUNK-TAA

    Dee
    parabola
    poor rabble
    I'm parabolas
    the intersection
    of circular surface
    and planes
    parallel
    2 the straight line
    that is my aim
    no one brings
    dymanics
    or mathematics
    2 the game
    my point and foucs
    my property symmetric
    I postulate
    on equality in my direct-trix
    yes, tricks are 4 kids
    and I do stink
    when I
    SKUNK
    this
    FUNK
    and make ya eyes blink

    DANN DAA DA DINT DAA DINT DAA DINT
    CAN'T TOUCH THIS

    the terra
    of my WICKY-WICK
    wrist
    BABY, BABY, BAY-BEE
    I GOT THE FEELIN'
    come hither
    no need 2 dither
    sit on my throne
    A.K.A.
    my sh--tt-er
    don't worry bout da roaches
    we call 'em ghetto critters
    my Sister Jill got some stuff
    make 'em TWOOT
    like Twitter
    come on an' Face my Book
    one look
    just a sliver
    keep it top secret
    till I deliver
    by the way
    Sister Jill
    NO WAY
    this will I recite
    I wanna be soft come
    Sunday night
    don't try 2 bribe me
    wit a can of Sprite
    stop smilin'
    I just wanna
    Love-vey
    my Dove-vey
    on Gilligan's Island
    don't be sore
    after all
    the show is
    A THREE HOUR TOUR
    A THREE HOUR TOUR

    nope...nope...nope...NO WAAAYYYY!!
    what? Momma don't know about Candice
    last night!
    OK-KAAAYYY!!
    YOU WIN!
    mens
    don't eva do nuthin round Sista Jill!
    you be sunk
    like I just had 2 crunk
    the FUNK
    like a SKUNK
    on this nasty
    DUNK
    somebody please replace
    the BLACK-BOARD
    it's smashed 2 smitha-reams
    nah mean!

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    • 21 December 2010
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