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    LIVIN IN DA GHETTO IS FUN?

    Heard a million feet
    Goin pitter patter
    4 in the mornin
    When I emptied my bladder
    I cut the light on
    All the roaches scattered but one
    He looked up and said
    Hello son
    I'm Richie the Roach
    Nice ta meet ya
    I dig the stuff U wrote
    Here this blunt is almost done
    Wanna toke,
    No..okay, listen
    Phweeuuuuaaa!! **cough**cough**cough**
    Man good ..ish, Literally!
    Anyways, U and me gotta
    Have a little talk
    See my whole crew outlined in chalk
    Not good 4 U, not kool at all
    Next time I see this
    My ladies will lay eggs on the steps
    Make ya take a fall
    Capice?
    Ummm..yes Sir
    Good boy
    Now go get Ur shinebox or sumthin
    Damn!
    Did a roach just hit me wit a line from Goodfellas?
    That's Roach-etti 2 U ya black punk
    And don't U 4get it!!
    Yes sir..

    Walked n2 the alley
    Saw Delvin the Rat
    Gettin his tail braided makin time
    With Frisky the cat
    Yo, Del what up
    Ain't y'all supposed 2 be like oil and water?
    Ssshhhh..don't tell nobody D'ee
    But Me and Frisky have a daughter
    Remember the nite Ur mom
    Threw out ya daddy rum?
    Well I thought
    What the hell
    Lemme go git some
    I started pantin and sweatin
    Don't know what got n2 me
    Next thing ya know
    I'm sleeping with the enemy!
    I do worry bout how a bi-racial
    Rat-cat will survive
    But at least from Frisky
    She inherited 9 lives
    Kool Del...ummm..what do ya want me
    2 get 4 the baby
    DIAPERS D'ee
    Soiled if ya can find em

    Went 2 the playground
    Met up with Frankie the wino
    And Albert the crack head Albino
    Frankie said Son come here 4 a sec
    Got some advice
    So U can come correct
    Yes sir
    Always remember womens is like
    Gov'ment cheese
    U can bake em,shake em,flake em
    Do as U please
    But in the end they bounce back
    N2 shape
    Cuz like Gov'ment Cheese
    Womens don't break
    Got that?
    Ummmm..yeah thank. U Mr.Frankie
    No prob, Ur a good kid
    Al ya got anyting ta say 2 this kid?
    Yeah,
    Now D'ee don't grt mad
    It wasn't me
    BUT
    Do U have a warranty
    On yo big screen T.V.?
    No?
    Its okay I'll use Ur computer
    Now spell yo last name

    Livin inthe ghetto was kinda fun
    And a trip
    When I wasn't on the run
    Or holdin a grip
    Every single block
    Got a story 2 tell
    All the Hood go 2 Heaven
    Cuz the ghetto is Hell
    By the way next time
    U see Richie the Roach
    Tell him I got some bug spray
    4 that shinebox joke

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    • 1 January 2011
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