Can't stand it
Ugggh!
Can't stand it
Been a long time
Since I danced around
Doin the Funky Chicken
2 Rufus Thomas and James Brown
Remember groovin at a party
Bout 8 years old
Did the Godfather Split
And ripped a hole
In my double knits
Whatcha say?
Ripped a hole in my peppermint
Double knits
Did ya hit it an quit?
Naah, I still git by
Wit my paisley bow tie
AAAHHHHHHHH!!
Cant stand it
Can't stand it
Chicken wings and gizzards
Neva had no cash
Yo look at Steph doin the Freak
In a pair of tight Jordache
Fingrr waves and Gumby cuts
Listenin 2 Trouble Funk
PUMP
PUMP
PUMP
PUMP ME UP!!
Yeah mix dat 32 second drum solo
So I can flow
Nowwww...STOP DROP AND SHOUT!
PPARTY OVA HERE
PARTY OVA HERE
Oohhh..oh.oh.oh.Oohhhh...oh..o h..oh
Flow D'ee flow!
Well I'm King of the Kool
Brother D'ee
All the ladies destiny
Go to Pitt University
And when ya peep me
Ya plainly see
DA..BADDEST..CAT..IN...HISTORY
Wake up on a Sunday morn
Bless myself cuz I was born
Look in the mirror
Think I'm nice
Walk back 2 the mutha
As kiss it twice
Now baby U sweet like an Apple Slice
Let me roll them Red Bones
Like a pair of dice
But I know for U 2 be my honey
I gotta...
MAKE MONEY MONEY..MAKE MONEY MONEY
MONEY!!!
Everybody say..HO..HO..HO..HO..HO..
SAY MUCHO MACHO
SAY OO..AHH.OO..OO.AHH
NOW SOMEBODY, EVERYBODY
SCREAMMMM!!
AHHHHHHHH!!
Can't stand it
Can't stand it
Remember Breakdancin
2 them Bee Boy Beats
In the Latin Quarter and the Roxy
Spinnin on my head
Jumpin 2 my feet
Poppin
Lockin
Shockin
Rockin
2 Run-D.M.C.
Operating on the Hip-Hop anatomy
Got 2 Techniques
And some cut album covers
Scratchin in Slick Rick's
HEY YOUNG LOVERS!
8 ball jackets
And Raider hats
Drivin up the turnpike
In my daddy's two tone Caddy-Lack
Couldn't find good break beats
In Philly Town
They under the counta
At a wrekka sto
In the Boogie Down
SOUTH BRONX..SOUTH..SOUTH BRONX!
Feelin like I'm 18 again
Got the beat all up in my loins
For old times sake
Do a Godfather Split
AAAHHHHHHH!!!
Brother Watcher HEP ME! HEP ME!
Think I've torn my groin
AAHHHH!
Can't stand it
AHH..YA..YAAAAHHH
Can't stand it

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